So, Vanilla Bean Counter is thinking about getting back into online dating because the first round several months ago was so fantastic. This evening we have spent some time perusing Peoria's offerings on match.com. Some of my favorite quotes include the following:
"I am a sunni muslim. and i am interested in somebody who follows the teaching of Islam in every day of there life and offer the salah 5 times a day. It would be good if you wear Hijab too."
-Sir, I'm not sure that match.com is going to result in the type of girl you're looking for, but good luck.
"I have a unique sense of style and the way I dress and the car I drive reflects that. I sometimes wear slippers when I go out because they are more comfortable than shoes. I have a personal assistant who I get to frustrate on a daily basis by dropping my clothes on the floor rather than in the hamper."
-Sir, you're weird.
These are just a few of my favorites. They were good for a chuckle, which was nice. Getting back into online dating is a bit of a bummer.
If you know any non creepy men who would be happy with a non hijab-wearing gal, please let me know. I will pass it along to Vanilla Bean Counter. If he is really great, let me know, so we can save him for after she gets over it with a rebound boy. Nice chests and jobs are a plus.
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